Tuesday, May 08, 2007

If we didn't take her seriously as a singer....

Thoughts running through Paris Hilton's mind:

Wow.. since I've been caught driving under a suspended license, I will fire the one man who has devoted himself to trying to make me seem less of a trust-fund pampered bitch. I will also place the blame solely on him, and then say the sentence is too harsh.

My condolences Elliot Mintz. How you have handled Yoko Ono and Paris Hilton is BEYOND ME. Neither of them can sing, and only one was married to a Beatle.

Frankly, at least she wasn't found with a kilo of blow. Crocodile tears.

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