I feel like I have lost a few IQ points

So today I rediscovered why I do not watch television: A Spice Girl is being used for a SPAGHETTI SAUCE COMMERCIAL. Almost makes me want to buy that sauce, but wait-I am one of the rare minority WHO DOES NOT ALLOW CELEBRITIES TO DICTATE MY CONSUMER HABITS.

Damned pasta whores. Next thing you know Lindsay Lohan will be advertising foot powder. Then she would have another way to hide the cocaine.