This just in!

THE CBC IS CANCELLING THE SIMPSONS!

Thank heavens Global is no where nearly that moronic.

At least I can take comfort in the end to Jays games. No use beating a dead horse.

True sign of the apocalypse: CBC stops showing Leafs games (and not because of the lockout).

Hell is slowly freezing over

Billy Corgan is now the only remaining member of Smashing Pumpkins.

Really?

Does this come as a shock to anyone?

10 bucks says James Iha is sitting in a bar in SOHO toasting Chamberlain. Darcy is off in the corner with the shakes and wondering where the past 16 years have gone. And Chamberlain.... he's just sighing in relief.

It is only a matter of time until I can once again rejoice at the demise of Smashing Pumpkins. And we all know how patient I can be.